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ageofanaquariushighblood: govnthooker: itwasmewhostoleyourtea: ...

Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:07:46 -0800

govnthooker:

itwasmewhostoleyourtea:

shooptastic:

fmavatarded:

well-hello-bright-eyes:

jagelzey:

p.SEX

WHAT IS THIS

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I’m Pregnant

I know this isn’t a fact, but Christ!

Never not reblog

Can I download this somewhere??? I WANT THIS!!!

oh im sooo downloading this! My ears just hand an ORGASM!

OH MY GOD HGIRHSALVHKJFCFJDBRVEKAVBGKDSLJB

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I WANT THIS

I THINK I’M GOING TO HAVE TRIPLETS.

I THINK I JUST CAME

I DEMAND A BLOODY DOWNLOAD.

AHHH THIS REMIX IS SICK.

((I came so hard.))

BRINGIN’ THIS BACK

why cant you talk in proper grammer?

Fri, 05 Aug 2011 09:02:07 -0700

Why can’t YOU talk in proper grammar?

I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ] dot [ com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime182778'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 09:10:45 -0700

Aw, lookit that! It’s tryin’ ta imitate me! That’d be cute if it wasn’t so fuckin’ annoyin’.

Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink3[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 11:34:54 -0700

These things’re more annoyin’ than Max, and THAT’S sayin’ somethin’. How many have I gotten, like, 5? Fuckin’ obvious spam.

While we're on the subject of Marilyn, how do you two get along? Have you ever met?

Thu, 21 Jul 2011 11:13:29 -0700

You’re one real fuckin’ nosy anon, y’know that?

T’answer your question, we don’t get along. Why? ‘Cause we’ve never talked. Why? ‘Cause she’s dead. That’s th’ whole reason I’m here.

Let's assume you do know what love triangle I'm talking about. What exactly is it about Max and Papierwaite that you find attractive?

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 16:35:34 -0700

Alright fine. We’re playin’ pretend. So, y’get a pretend explanation, deal?
So, in this PRETEND love triangle here, I guess I find Max PRETEND attractive in th’ sense that he’s the first person t’show that sort of affection towards me. Y’know, I beat up thugs, I build a reputation, people avoid me. But when someone looks at th’ stuff I do with adoration instead of fear, and actually claims I’m attractive? I’m still a girl, and flattery is a nice thing t’hear.

As for Anton, well, t’be blunt, he creeps me out a bit. But, I can’t blame him for bein’, ah, clingy t’me? I mean, I’m the clone of his dead wife fer cryin’ out loud, and I’ve always felt pretty guilty about that. He seems t’be pretty hung up on th’ matter too. And, if we’re still talkin’ about PRETEND feelins’, well, I like ‘im too. But I ain’t sure if these’re MY feelins’ or Marilyn is astral projectin’ into me and tryin’ to live her life through me, which I AIN’T FOND OF THE NOTION!

But remember, dis was all pretend, yeah? I still got no idea of this love triangle that you’re blabbin’ on about.

It suddenly occurs to me that your love triangle with Papierwaite and Max could essentially be the Lily-James-Snape quagmire. Papierwaite's got the nose and the general hatred ofMax, and Max is a bit of a jackass good guy who's not above panting his opponents.

Fri, 15 Jul 2011 12:00:56 -0700

Looking forward to the new Harry Potter?

Thu, 14 Jul 2011 18:22:08 -0700

Alright alright, I know my psychic powers ain’t exactly magic but hey, you knock me for liking the series and I’ll knock yer teeth out, got it?

guess who's birthday it iiiiiis

betcha got me somethin nice, or got yourself somethin that makes your ass look even better than usual

just no assless chaps sam ruined those for me while simultaneously scaring my retinas

Sun, 10 Jul 2011 21:23:20 -0700

And that’s all yer gettin’! Ya little creep, why do I put up with your shit anyways…

Which do you prefer, the ocean or the woods (I personally prefer the ocean. I love swimming and I'm a sucker for the boardwalk culture.)

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:57:02 -0700

Oceans ain’t really my thing since Norrington told me a little tidbit about Elder Gods—*shudder*—so I’ll have to go with the woods. It’s quieter too, you don’t get a bunch of shitty obnoxious people in loud Hawaiian print shirts and even louder hellspawn trailing behind them whining for fuck near everything in the concession stand.

((Just lettin’ you guys know, I will try to draw something for each of Leah’s answers,...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 09:53:15 -0700

((Just lettin’ you guys know, I will try to draw something for each of Leah’s answers, but sometimes I just won’t be feeling it, and you’ll get a text response. Doesn’t mean I don’t think the question isn’t worth it, though! I’ll try my best to give an appropriate Leah response to everything, be it typed or drawn.))

How is living with your father like?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 23:14:33 -0700

What's it like being a rabbitfucker :V?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 23:04:08 -0700

Whaddya think of that Max guy of the Freelance Police? Pretty drop-dead sexy, right? How about you list the things you'd do to him? And please don't be afraid to get detailed.

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:58:25 -0700

Casey says she wants her bandanna back.

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:45:44 -0700

Hypothetically if you discovered a certain guy you were acquainted with was in Latte's shop even if he wasn't purchasing anything and was just visiting his gir-- I mean just talking to her, would he get in trouble?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 22:37:44 -0700

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Wed, 06 Jul 2011 21:56:36 -0700

Ahhh, hm. That’s a tough one. I think it was takin’ lessons on beatin’ up cheap thugs from my old man. Taught me well, he did.